LeSsoNs iN LoGiC

Lesson 1

If your father is a poor man,

it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man,

it's your stupidity.

Lesson 2

I was born intelligent,

education ruined me.

Lesson 3

Practice makes perfect...

But nobody's perfect in this world...

so why practice???

Lesson 4

If it's true that we are here to help others...

then what are the other here for??

Lesson 5

Light travels faster than sound...

people appear bright...

until you hear them speak...

Lesson 6

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word??

Lesson 7

Behind every successful man there is a woman...

and behind every unsuccessful man...

there are two...

Lesson 8

Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Lesson 9

The wise never marry...

and when they marry they become otherwise...

Lesson 10

"Your future depends on your dreams"

So go to sleep...

Lesson 11

There should be a better way to start a day

Than waking uo every morning...

Lesson 12

"Hard work never killed anybody"

But why take the risk??

Lesson 13

"Work fascinates me"

I can look at it for hours.

Lesson 14

God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends...

Lesson 15

The more you learn, the more you know.

The more you know, the more you forget.

The more you forget, the less you know.

so... why learn??

Lesson 16

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station...

what more can I say....

the following is from an email i received from a fren...
find it very interesting...

So what do YOU think?

How true are these statements to YOU??

feel free to comment on any of them... :D

i welcome all of them...